if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t. Because it gets stuck in your head and you’re forever I can’t when you can. And you’re worth it. And if you like hockey and you want to reblog that photo with the girl with cancer, do it. Don’t let a follower count tell you that you can’t.
If you don’t feel worth it today, fuck everyone who made you feel that way. Your parents or your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, the random person on the street who looked down at you. Seriosuly. Fuck them. Fuck them because they think your pink hair is weird, they think your fat or your glasses are dorky or whatever it is. FUCK THEM. They don’t determine who you are or what you like or who you can be. If you’re 18 and want to be a doctor, be a doctor. You’re 49 and want to be a doctor, be a fucking doctor. The only person who is saying you can’t be a doctor is yourself. You can lose the weight. You can dye your hair purple. You can be whoever the fuck you want to be because being a human is all about being you. Be you. Do you. Love yourself because there will be a time when you’re alone and you’re thinking to yourself I’m 28 and what the fuck have I done with my life, and you might be in your bed with your SO or driving to work or going to get your favorite smoothie and it’s going to hit you that you’re not happy and the only person saying you can’t be happy is you. So fuck everyone else.
And if you’re scared, we are all scared. And don’t be scared to talk about those things that scare you. Whether it’s cats, or marriage, or your first kiss, or dying. It doesn’t matter. We are all scared. Its human nature.
So I guess, be kind to yourself. Be you. Be the you that you want to be and if you don’t know who you want to be, discover yourself. Try running, or driving, or swimming, or fish, or moving to another state, or going back to school, and love yourself.
Be kind to yourself. And be kind to others, because YOU are saying can’t to those humans trying to be themselves.